For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
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i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
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Im one of those obnoxious people who tells you things you dont wanna know about their life in the first 20 minuets of meeting them
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“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.
He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.
After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”
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hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
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Are you fuckin kidding me right now
this is what the actors of supernatural do in their free time
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i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
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if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
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Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or No
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i haven't done one of these in a while
| Hair: | What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color? |
|---|---|
| Skin: | Do you tan easily? |
| Eyes: | What is your favorite show to watch? |
| Nose: | What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance? |
| Mouth: | Do you want to kiss anyone right now? |
| Tongue: | What was in your last meal? |
| Windpipe: | Do you sing? |
| Neck: | Do you wear necklaces? |
| Ears: | How many piercings do you have (if any)? |
| Cheeks: | Do you blush easily? |
| Wrists: | Have you ever broken a bone? |
| Hands: | Are you an artist/writer? |
| Fingers: | Do you play an instrument? |
| Heart: | Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know? |
| Lungs: | Do you smoke cigarettes? |
| Chest: | Are your maternal/parental instincts strong? |
| Stomach: | Do you feel confident in your body image? |
| Back: | Are you a virgin? |
| Hips: | Do you like to dance? |
| Thighs: | Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly? |
| Knees: | Have you ever cheated on someone? |
| Ankles: | Have you ever been arrested? |
| Feet: | Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it? |
| Toes: | Do you like country music? |
which greek god loved animals the most
zoos
i tell all these jokes to my teachers
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